The Freedom to Roll While Incarcerated!
Now is the time to display my gratitude to my country! Let me not perish from this earth with even a single person able to say that I did not contribute! I present to you the Amazing Die Device! There is an enormous problem in the United States: prisoners of all types have been restricted from being able to pretend that they are elves and shit because they can't own dice in the pokey. How would you feel? Don't think it could happen to you? Dear reader, if there is one thing that I do know, it's that every single citizen in the United States of America has the opportunity to go to jail. There was some small association with dice and devilry in the past, and you mix D&D with that, and those boys just might open a portal to hell. But reading opens minds, and more importantly, hearts. Different voices heard, new emotions felt, new perspectives seen. Was Plato really correct? Do we not do virtue until we know virtue? And when we know...